I have purchased from The Pimped Biscuit a few times now for gifts and for myself. They are so easy to deal with and the biscuits are delicious!!


I think it was a facebook ad that led me to purchasing some biscuits and I’m so glad I did….the range of flavours is great and that delicious crumbly texture is amazing
Will definitely be ordering again and definitely recommend buying!!

Liz (Hornsby, NSW)

“I gave my partner these biscuits for Valentine’s Day and WOW they are truly delicious.
They were delivered with care and the packaging is gorgeous.
Everything has been thought of to make these a very special gift for someone.
Please do yourself a favour and try some, you will not be disappointed.
Thank you so much Pimped Biscuit you have a new customer for life.”


“Purchased on a whim to try from an ad that came up on my page, loved them so much. I just tried the one of everything box and another box of extras to share at my work and they’re a hit!! Everyone loves them and already have a few people ordering to have for their time off!
Thanks so much for all the effort and tastiness you put into these bikkies!


“Just ordered what feels like, but definitely isn’t, my 1st lot of biscuits for a party.
Biscuits are always delicious and get raved about by co workers and friends, also really lovely to be appreciated as a repeat customer!
Thanks so much guys, 100% worth the drive and $$
Amazing products and service!”


“I have ordered twice now from The Pimped Biscuit to have as gifts and they do not disappoint. The biscuits are an art and they come beautifully wrapped and boxed. Thank you so much and I will 100% be ordering again. Thank you.”


“They are mind blowingly good”

Chantelle (Upper Kedron, QLD)

“Amazing biscuits! Bought a selection to try them all, the Queen B was my fav. Great to see something a little different to the usual donuts and brownies etc out there.”


“Thank you for the biscuits, which you delivered at 12.15 promptly, fantastic biscuits & fantastic service… we would have taken a picture but they were gone by 12.16”

Daniel E

“Bought the one of each variety pack to try all the flavours available & was very excited when I opened my package.
There was a menu included & each biscuit was individually wrapped – how lovely!

Also had a best used by date : which was a month from date of baking!
Of course the biscuits would never be around that long – your best bet might be a week if you lived on your own!!!!

They are very tasty & different from most biscuits you taste!
Nice difference & you will feel the love which was put into each biscuit!!!



They arrived in perfect condition.
Thank you so much! So delicious too!
Will defintely order again

Megan (Tenambit, NSW)

“OMG, I’ve been seeing these Pimped Biscuits in my IG feed for sometime now & I’ve been wanting to try them so I decided a treat was in order. This little box of happiness was delivered to me by the owner himself. These biscuits honestly are delicious! They are buttery, smooth, not too sweet and the perfect size when you just need a little treat!”


“Little box of heaven. Lots of love have gone into making these beautiful biscuits.”


“Just got my first delivery on Friday, there will be many, many more.
And for those of you on the fence… do it! It’s worth every cent.
Thank you for your deliciousness.
It’s appreciated!”


Thankyou soo much for the order.
The biscuits arrived from Austalia Post yesterday afternoon in record time.
I purchased the Queen B Mega for myself to try and wow…. Soo delicious!
I cannot wait to gift the gift boxes to my gf’s to try.
P.S.- also thankyou for the little Laurie biscuit. What an amazing touch”

Laurie (From Chittering, rural WA)

Oh shit it’s good! Mmm it’s like, oh fuck its good!!”

Matthew Landers

If heaven was a biscuit then The Pimped Biscuit would be it. All I can say is Omg, Omg, Oohmmyygod! If you haven’t tried them then you are missing out”


“Wow, wow, wow… these biscuits are to die for! I’ve never tasted anything like them before – so buttery and yummy”


The biscuits arrived on time and in great condition.
Thanks for the little samples, too!
Everything I’ve tried so far has been delicious!

Rachel (Carisbrook, VIC)

“My Mum & I bought biscuits from you at the Kalamunda Markets. I’ve told anyone that’s keen to listen how freakin amazing they were. Like off the bloody Richter scale! The absolute best biscuit I’ve EVER eaten. (And I’ve eaten my fair share of bickies )”


Once again, your beautiful biscuits brought great enjoyment for my friends!
Thank you!


Thank you so much 😊 
I’m so happy with the packaging, it’s perfectly packed and well handled.
Love the biscuit with my name 🥰
everything is yummy, my family loved it!
I even tagged you guys in my fb post 🥰

Sheila (from Phillip, ACT)

“Your biscuits were legit amazing!!! My only regret is that I didn’t get an additional two packs for the next two nights we are away for! They are the perfect ratio from topping to biscuit base and such a great accompaniment to a coffee or tea!


“I purchased a box of your biscuits at the UWA markets on Sunday. I will never bake or buy supermarket biscuits again. OMG beautiful, presentation outstanding, taste was an unbelievable experience for the 4 of us who fought over the last crumb”


They are perfect 😍
OMG so yum” 

Julie (Claremont Meadows, NSW)

“These are great! A must try!”


“OMG. These biscuits are life changing! A girlfriend and me have already eaten the Chunky Dunks and I just tried the Apricot Dream. You’re so friggin amazing!


“Last minute purchase on the whim, a 12 box from Caraholly Orchard and Wow!! Just tried the “Queen B”… absolutely gob smacked at the craftsmanship firstly and the flavours are so good they just compliment each other!! Definitely a must try for those looking for something sweet and stunning, also come in beautiful little boxes and individually wrapped so would make perfect pressies for someone special!! 10/10 yummy!

Brooke V.

“Purchased the $40 box of different biscuits. Each biscuit was so delicious had to try another one, then another……… until before we knew it the box was empty! Might need an extra game of squash this week wink. Will be back again and again


“Always remember that 9 times out of 10, you probably are not having a full on nervous breakdown. You just need a cup of tea and a Pimped Biscuit”.