“Wow, wow, wow… these biscuits are to die for! I’ve never tasted anything like them before – so buttery and yummy”


“My Mum & I bought biscuits from you at the Kalamunda Markets. I’ve told anyone that’s keen to listen how freakin amazing they were. Like off the bloody Richter scale! The absolute best biscuit I’ve EVER eaten. (And I’ve eaten my fair share of bickies wink)”


“Thank you for the biscuits, which you delivered at 12.15 promptly, fantastic biscuits & fantastic service… we would have taken a picture but they were gone by 12.16”

Daniel E

“OMG, I’ve been seeing these Pimped Biscuits in my IG feed for sometime now & I’ve been wanting to try them so I decided a treat was in order. This little box of happiness was delivered to me by the owner himself. These biscuits honestly are delicious! They are buttery, smooth, not too sweet and the perfect size when you just need a little treat!”


Oh shit it’s good! Mmm it’s like, oh fuck its good!!”

Matthew Landers

If heaven was a biscuit then The Pimped Biscuit would be it. All I can say is Omg, Omg, Oohmmyygod! If you haven’t tried them then you are missing out”


“Your biscuits were legit amazing!!! My only regret is that I didn’t get an additional two packs for the next two nights we are away for! They are the perfect ratio from topping to biscuit base and such a great accompaniment to a coffee or tea!


“I purchased a box of your biscuits at the UWA markets on Sunday. I will never bake or buy supermarket biscuits again. OMG beautiful, presentation outstanding, taste was an unbelievable experience for the 4 of us who fought over the last crumb”


“OMG. These biscuits are life changing! A girlfriend and me have already eaten the Chunky Dunks and I just tried the Apricot Dream. You’re so friggin amazing!


“Last minute purchase on the whim, a 12 box from Caraholly Orchard and Wow!! Just tried the “Queen B”… absolutely gob smacked at the craftsmanship firstly and the flavours are so good they just compliment each other!! Definitely a must try for those looking for something sweet and stunning, also come in beautiful little boxes and individually wrapped so would make perfect pressies for someone special!! 10/10 yummy!

Brooke V.

“Always remember that 9 times out of 10, you probably are not having a full on nervous breakdown. You just need a cup of tea and a Pimped Biscuit”.