“Wow, wow, wow… these biscuits are to die for! I’ve never tasted anything like them before – so buttery and yummy”
“Thank you for the biscuits, which you delivered at 12.15 promptly, fantastic biscuits & fantastic service… we would have taken a picture but they were gone by 12.16”
“Oh shit it’s good! Mmm it’s like, oh fuck its good!!”
“Your biscuits were legit amazing!!! My only regret is that I didn’t get an additional two packs for the next two nights we are away for! They are the perfect ratio from topping to biscuit base and such a great accompaniment to a coffee or tea! “
“OMG. These biscuits are life changing! A girlfriend and me have already eaten the Chunky Dunks and I just tried the Apricot Dream. You’re so friggin amazing! “
“Always remember that 9 times out of 10, you probably are not having a full on nervous breakdown. You just need a cup of tea and a Pimped Biscuit”.